(or more appropriately: Snide answers to questions I am sick of answering so stop asking!)
Q: When are you moving back to Canada?
A: Never! I am never moving back to Canada! I usually keep a calendar of everything that I am going to do in life and at the exact time and date that I am planing to do it. Oddly enough, this is a small detail that I have failed to schedule. A donation of a million dollars, preferably in Canadian funds, will help to speed up the process.
Q: I know you got married but you live so far away and I couldn’t attend. What should I get you?
A: A million dollars, preferably in Canadian funds. Alternatively, you could come up with a gift idea on your own, cash is also accepted.
Q: Now that you are married when are you going to have children?
A: When are you going to have children? Is this really anyone’s business but mine and my wife’s. However, a donation of a million dollars, preferably in Canadian funds, will speed up the process.
Q: I never get to see you anymore? When are you going to come back to Canada to visit?
A: Right after you come to Taipei and visit me. If you are unable to visit me then a donation of a million dollars, preferably in Canadian funds, will enable me to visit you.
Q: Blah blah blah blah?
A: Just send me a million dollars, preferably in Canadian funds. Email me directly and I will give you the banking information that you will need in order to make the transfer.
The above is meant to be sarcastic and humorous. It is not intended to offend anyone.
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